Shit boner 

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

Shit boner by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

Classroom Boner 

When you are chilling in class and get a boner, particularly for no reason. Usually happens in the same classroom every day; particularly common throughout Jr. High and High School

Spencer: WTF, i always get this random boner in Mrs. Cone's room!

Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.

Classroom Boner by Boner_Man October 19, 2009

boner pong 

A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.

Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.

boner pong by Nutzen YerMouf March 6, 2018

fan your boner 

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

fan your boner by brian48 September 22, 2008

Bolerjack

A voluminous and hugely satisfying shit taken after a prolonged session of fast food, travel, and booze. A good American dump.

I took a big bolerjack in stall number 3.

Bolerjack by Anguses October 25, 2010

John Boner 

The formal pronunciation of House Speaker John Boehner, incorrectly said to be "John Bayner".

"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."

"John Boner's name explains himself."

John Boner by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013

Boner inducing rage 

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.

When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

Boner inducing rage by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013