Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.

Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.

by foolish--1 May 16, 2018

bowel seepage

Uncontrolled weep from the anus

Mum , I've got bowel seepage

by Jimmeh Rickard April 11, 2019

Bowel Play

A sex act where you put your penis in someone's anus, then they push it out like a turd. Can be male on male or male on female.

I heard Alex and Josh are both into bowel play.

by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022

my bowels are betraying me

this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea

"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"

by ZeekeyPooPie February 20, 2025

Toxic Bowel

Another name for Taco Bell

Hey, you guys want some Toxic Bowel? Yeah, I want to try the new Dorito Taco.

by blahsome April 18, 2012

bowel banana

A turd.

He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.

by Zonal K October 8, 2019

Bowel Ferret

Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.

Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth

The purple headed bowel ferret

by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020