cum bong

Device where several loads of semen is loaded into a funnel connected to a tube that ends in a woman's mouth.

What a nasty slut, she did the cum bong.

by Ben Hill May 2, 2006

bong kong

One who smokes marijuana through a bong. Much like king kong, except referring to their habit of smoking marijuana through a bong rather than a joint or eating a pot brownie

Person 1: "Where is Jon today?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean bong kong? He is at his house getting stoned."
Person 1: "Figures. That guy is always smoking weed."

by pickywick21 November 19, 2011

waterfall bong

1. (n) The most effective device for smoking marijuana known to humans. The standard waterfall consists of a Gatorade bottle with a circular hole burnt at the cusp of its base, and a tin foil bowl built into the bottle's belonging cap, constructed to hold 0.1-0.2g of marijuana (1 "wat"). It is used by first holding the carb and then proceeding to fill the bottle with water. Once filled, the cap (filled) is to be twisted on and the smoker, after first igniting his lighter immediately above the bowl, is to release the carb and drain the entirety of the bottle into a designated water-collecting source. Following drainage, the smoker is to promptly re-cover the carb and proceed to untwist the cap. Immediately upon cap removal he is to cover the whole with his mouth, release the carb, and inhale the whole of the chamber. The breath is to be held long enough for the exhale to be barely to not visible. If used properly, it is the only known device that yields 100% of smoke for the user's consumption. Furthermore, it is the instrument with the optimum output high as it is simultaneously the instrument that requires the least input nug.

Standard consumption:
Wat - 1 wat
Half - 2 wats
3 Quarters - 3 wats
Full Game - 4 wats (you'll be on your bum-bum)

Now you know the method of the gods.

1. (n) - "And God said, 'Show them the way of the waterfall bong.' And I trembled and said to him, 'Lord, y-you mean to trust me with the sword of the heavens?'

2. (v) - My college philosophy professor asked me to prove to her that less really was more, so I ripped a wat in her stupid pregnant face.

by solofront March 10, 2011

Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.

Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies

Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs

by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011

Bong Shlong

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

lamington bong

A lamington bong or lamington pipe is a smoking apparatus in which marijuana is smoked through a lamington. This is done by inserting a joint into a Lamington and pulling it through the spongy cake.
This filters the smoke and also gives it a nice coconut taste.

Hey mate can you pass the lamington bong.

by Flevey leaf November 18, 2016

bong wrong

After smoking a bong you maybe misjudge certain factors, like time and space. If somebody makes a wrong statement, that could be the result of the intoxication, he is "bong wrong".

Stoned Person: 'Man, we ordered that pizza like, half an hour ago!'
Other Person: 'Dude, you're bong wrong!'

by The Reanimator September 1, 2007