blunckin' it

to take a shit and read a current issue of popular science at the same time.

man, that beef and bean burrito went right through my colon like a freight train. i feel like blunckin' it now.

by bobo December 14, 2004

Bluntkin

A blunt rolled while sitting on the toilet, either while pooping, or just using the toilet as a seat. Originating from a blumpkin.

My friend had to take a poop and wanted to roll a blunt. He decided to sit on the toilet and roll himself a nice bluntkin.

by ChaseP123 February 26, 2009

Bluntin'

Verb: The process of smoking two or more blunts in consecutive order.

"I'm going bluntin' today."

"Man, do you wanna go bluntin' today?"

by RTG420 March 20, 2010

Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

by Onisimos September 14, 2011

bhunkin

A sweet and beautiful young girl. Who's kind heart will never allow her any action made in malice.

She is such a cute little bhunkin. She never talks back to her mother and is always so helpful.

by Lucas J. February 4, 2014

funky bunking

The act of sleeping with, or, less eventfully, hooking up with someone displeasing in looks, smell, or otherwise.

Of or pertaining to strange, filth, and scuzzlebutts.

"I haven't seen you for awhile, I heard you've been on a bender."

"Yeah, I've been on a search for strange since I broke up with my girlfriend, I've been funky bunking with everything from the dive bars."

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

Hot-Bunking

The act of impregnating a woman who has recently given birth.

"Hey man, did you hear Rex just knocked up Ellen straight after she had Nigels kid?"
"No way, he is totally Hot-Bunking her!"

by Poisoncobra June 3, 2016