Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

Dicky Blob

A Dicky Blob is someone that doesn't engage their brain before acting.

You don't do it like that, Dicky Blob. You do it like this.

by Shuttstheone May 13, 2018

Blob

What you say to call someone named Bob fat

Bob you are a blob

by NOT UR MUM April 24, 2020

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019

Blob Feet

A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.

sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.

by broken glass and crashing January 17, 2022

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Blobbing

Saying a lot of stuff that is likely to be false, the reason might be is because that person tries to be one of these cool guys

Bro, why is this guy blobbing the whole class?

by Va1man November 17, 2025