banterage

Making conversation with friends via the medium of email. This is usually carried out whilst in the office when one should actually be working. It can also be done in stealth mode. It is common for the subject matter of the banter to be of a smutty nature and to contain plenty of toilet humour. Other topics of discussion can include football, sexual encounters and general sicko talk. It is believed that the word originated in Brighton between a group of lads that went to Cardinal Newman school.

'That was some great banterage today boys'

by The Yam August 9, 2006

Bitter Banter

When a person, usually female, responds negatively to harmless banter or takes it to heart.

Guy: See that girl over there? She's been in such a bitter banter mood lately.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy: I called her a dork and she cried.

John: Leslie, you are such a dweeb!
Leslie: You are always so mean to me!
John: Don't give me that bitter banter! Now go make me a sandwich, woman.

by JohnPaul7 October 21, 2012

Banter

A term now applied to what was previously known as "Conversation" (if explicitly referred to at all) by a generation whose aspirations have been systematically lowered (due to endless hours of social networking and reality TV) to the point that events which occur naturally, everyday, everywhere are now praised and honoured as achievements.

"And then I put the pen back where I got it from"

"Lol BANTER"

*high five*

by Ehansen The Third January 4, 2012

banterbate

Idle chat about a topic of little relevance. A discusion that lacks direction and meaning.

I rang my ex-girlfriend last night, we banterbated for hours!

In science I was bored so I banterbated with Brad

by Rewi! August 4, 2005

Do it for the Banter

The act of partaking in a random crazy act that you would not normally do for the sake sticking with your friend/friends so that your are able to say that you did it "for the banter".

Jack L:"Aw come on Scott, it's only a 15 foot drop. Just make sure you clear at least a meter so you dont hit those rocks."
Scott D: "...I dunno guys *hesitates*"
Jack S: "Shut up don't be a pussy, just do it for the banter!"

by JJAACCKK February 9, 2008

Bantercasting

The action of recording a show primarily involved in the broadcasting of banter, usually a radio show or podcast.

Let's bantercast at 8.00pm!
Are they bantercasting today?
I'm so tired, I bantercasted all night.

by Charltzy January 12, 2009

Banter Black Hole

Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.

He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole

by banterousness September 23, 2011