Bird Bath

A quick shower that only involves cleaning private parts and under arms. Origin. Prison

When your in the hole your only way of staying clean is a bird bath.

by AskAMexican! September 19, 2009

Facial Bird Bath

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.

Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....

by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009

Birderer

Anyone who kills a bird whether intentionally or otherwise. For example; a friend of mine hit a bird today.. and instead of calling her a "bird murderer" in the text that I was typing to her, I consolidated and threw "birderer" at her. I actually think it cheered her bird-killing self up a bit.

girl driving car: oh crap i think i just hit that bird
guy passenger: wow it's not moving, I think you killed it... YOU BIRDERER

by Patrick Mick November 16, 2007

Midnight Mexican bird's nest

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.

Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

by Joe Salone October 16, 2010

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

by ShadowzI May 12, 2013

bird

Generally a girl or young woman who comes across as vain, ditzy, stupid or useless.

Quit talking about your hair, you dumb bird.

by KJ October 3, 2003

Biddeford Martini

A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.

So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.

by Fingers December 15, 2004