Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

by MANTISscream April 29, 2009

behind the cow

Having a particularly shitty day

After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.

by wordchick October 5, 2009

Belichicked Hoodie

A hoodie that has had the sleeves cut off just below the elbows.

I like the Belichicked Hoodie dude

by broski March 14, 2012

Bhichjichjum

A swedish animal that lives in the woods and feeds its kids worms. No one has seen one and lived to tell the story.

Oh My God, is that a bhichjichjum?

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Bedicle(s)

Literally, a Bed of Coals, but it’s much more than that. A Bedicle(s) is similar to a tray of ice cube(s)/sickles only made with fire and carbon instead of cold and water. Its is, physically, the pile of the hot embers underneath a fire. Metaphorically, it is the living breathing heart of the fire. Like a planetary core, it is the source of heat that ultimately generates an atmosphere. Within it's sphere of influence there is a climate that can be sustained by the thoughtful application of fuel.

You gotta build a good bedicle(s) if you want to make rager!

by BaldKnob1 April 17, 2022

jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

by Wrongbed January 10, 2008

The reach behind

When your girl is jerking you off while your sitting on her back . her arms are behind her with your cock in her hands.

When I was pinning my girls head down she gave me the reach behind.

by [e-mail] March 27, 2017