THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.

After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.

by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009

wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.

As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.

by Rumple foreskin June 9, 2008

beaver bumpin

When two women bump vaginas to get their pleasure.

(: Female -->|<-- Female :)

by Dr. Smith May 10, 2005

Curly beaver

A hairy pussy. Girl with natural and unshaven pubic hair.

That chick I banged last night has a sweet curly beaver!

by CurlyBeaver July 13, 2009

beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.

"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.

by Rockwell September 15, 2005

beaver dammer

a term synonymous with "cock block" however only applying to women that prevent another woman from "scoring" with a target of intimate interest

"I was totally gonna go home with that guy till that beaver dammer screwed it up"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"

by sully401 July 7, 2009

Cuntie Beaver

A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.

I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.

by DougieFry December 12, 2019