Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl

Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'

by Supersonic- November 14, 2009

tagging the Bathroom

Similar to how dogs tag a tree or fire hydrant....

in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.

That dude was so pissed he didn't get a discount on his nachos that he tried tagging the bathroom.... there's piss everywhere!

by the class clown April 8, 2013

Paul's Bathroom

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.

I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.

by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

The Albanian Bathroom

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.

"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."

by hatzi2k November 13, 2009

public bathroom

SMELLS LIKE TOTAL SHIT!!!!!
(Worse than hell)

Gaad Daim, it smellz liek yur mohmma in hear!

by I luv dubya March 5, 2005

bathroom runners

People who run to the bathroom at a stip club minutes before strippers come out for the feature dance. This is done so customers can avoid having to turn down stippers for the lap dance.

The DJ announced that after the next song they were going to have the feature dance for 45 dollars. I saw about 4 bathroom runners. Those stippers are aggressive and they get an attitude when you say you don't want a dance from them. I can understand why this place has so many bathroom runners .

by Crammy January 6, 2008