bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

puff bashing

A violent "sport" taken up by drunk (ocasionally high) men. The Homosexual population of a certain area may be found and verbally abused, in some cases it has be known that "puffs" have been assaulted physically.

That band of men just went Puff bashing

by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

Bash fucked

An almost violent expression of passion committed by a woman on her man..

Tom... What is wrong with Scotty? He looks damaged!

Patty... He’s fine, Jenny bash fucked him last night and he’s a little tired

by Scottymac bling October 15, 2019

Belly bashing

When a woman lays on her stomach in bed and pleasures herself.

"I thought my girlfriend was asleep but when I heard her moan I knew she was belly bashing"

by halfmanhalfamazing March 4, 2015

Bed Bash

The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.

I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.

by D4Nt3c011iN$ June 24, 2020

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

Bashful Turtle

When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.

"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."

"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."

by emmdeejay April 23, 2010