The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.
Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)
by Honey, I Shrunk The Hitler August 7, 2016
The Texas Backhand Slap. The art of licking ones hand and administering a backhand to anyone within reach.
Paul was acting up so his stinky ass got a ta-bap.
Ashley was being a slut so she got bap-ta-bap-ta-mushroom slapped.
Ashley was being a slut so she got bap-ta-bap-ta-mushroom slapped.
by Joel Desbois January 16, 2007
by Jezabelle August 3, 2006
An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.
by pio July 2, 2008
by Xygni September 20, 2010
by Eddie Baker August 14, 2004
A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.
Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!
by jamesbensonphillips April 18, 2011