baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”
booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin July 31, 2023
Get the Autistic monkeymug. Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.
Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*
by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024
Get the my autistic fucking brothermug. Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.
Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.
Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.
(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.
Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.
(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...
Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?
__________
Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...
Friend: Really? Why do you think that?
__________
Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...
(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)
Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...
(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)
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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)
Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?
__________
Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...
Friend: Really? Why do you think that?
__________
Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...
(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)
Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
__________
Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...
(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)
__________
Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)
Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
by Frey or Mikey!! They/He/It July 28, 2023
Get the Autisticmug. A word to describe a mental disability or an extreme measure of autism in a person named Connor Chang.
by lizzygrant777 January 26, 2024
Get the Autisticnessmug. Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.
- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.
- Normal person: wow what a dick.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.
- Normal person: wow what a dick.
by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024
Get the Autistic Nerdmug. A neurodevelopmental wiring of the brain. Some of the world's most successful people are autistic (Elon Musk, Alan Turing, (he was also gay!) Bill Gates), but bullshit 4chan users have turned it into a joke.
"Guy 1: Dude, why are you clumsy? Are you autistic?"
"Guy 2: One: yes, two: if you're saying that as an insult go shit yourself"
"Guy 2: One: yes, two: if you're saying that as an insult go shit yourself"
by astroIogi December 15, 2023
Get the Autisticmug. Damn your girlfriend is autistic
by Durrrrp January 4, 2023
Get the Autisticmug.