assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Aspergerio

The autistic version of Mario and rival of Chris-chan's Asperchu.

It's sa ME, Aspergerio sindromas!

by Stephen can't be a Heathen August 12, 2017

Aspen

An amazing boy who has a big heart and always makes you smile. He’s hesitant to trust but he’ll say adorable things to make you blush. All he wants is cuddles and warmth.

Aspen is my favorite person!

by o0Triste0o November 26, 2019

Dirty Aspen

When a guy is giving head to another male, and gags on the cock. Causing him to vomit everywhere. Then the other male proceeds by getting him up the anus.

Aspen was giving Marco head and they had a Dirty Aspen.

by DirtyTiffney! August 6, 2009

cultural aspergers

when a someone of a particular culture only hangs out with other people of the same culture

dude, i tried to talk to that chinese chick over there, but she wouldn't say much. maybe she's got cultural aspergers.

by kafkabro December 5, 2012

Aspen Loeffler

An amazing, beautiful person who deserves no hate. She is not a attention seeking whore. Why dont we "fans " who hate her are horrible and dont know anything so stop hating on her cause she deserves the world.

person 1: wow who's that?

Person 2 : that Aspen loeffler and shes amazing!

by Lolonikki October 18, 2018

Asperger's Syndrome

A mild form of Autism that, most notably, stunts social interactions and/or makes them very awkward. People with Asperger's (abbreviated to AS) have trouble interacting with people, mostly out of fear that they'll make it awkward, or that they'll say something wrong.

Other symptoms of Asperger's include lack of eye contact, sensitive hearing, and obsessive behavior. Unfortunately, people also tend to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's, trying to have an excuse for any social awkwardness they may experience.

Since people with Asperger's are normally terrified of the neurotypical (or nypical, if you want to use an Aspie's term) world, we tend to focus more on academic/non-social lifestyles. For example, we may focus on music, art, literature, or solo video game playing.

Since I was in 1st grade, I knew I had Asperger's Syndrome. However, now that I have an understanding as to what it is, I have a proper explanation as to why I've acted the way I have all my life, what with social awkwardness and fear of staring contests.

by DubsteppyNinja April 4, 2017