An Archy, a made up score in golf which represents what you might have got had you not been so shite and lost your ball(s)
Can also be used to fill in gaps where just can't be arsed to play the remaining holes.
Can also be used to fill in gaps where just can't be arsed to play the remaining holes.
Friend - "how many did you get"
Archy - "I was 3 off the tee then that last shot got lost in those bushes. If I drop one here got on and 2 putted I would have got a 9. Put me down for a 9"
Archy - "I was 3 off the tee then that last shot got lost in those bushes. If I drop one here got on and 2 putted I would have got a 9. Put me down for a 9"
by Golfers bible March 27, 2022

Absolute Madlad. Drinks stellas on the daily. Goes out with all the gal dem every night and has sex with many women.
by Scooby with a dooby October 30, 2021

by Shaitaan786017 November 25, 2021

by RapidRabbit January 18, 2023

She is a short, intelligent, cute (sometimes Hot) and mostly athletic girl with amazing personality. She always tends to like most boys but she is a loyal friend. She doesn't like to cheat on her lover. She is hot and her body features are the best of all girls.
by _Broken_._Hearted_ November 24, 2021

Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg
by Rapid turtle December 15, 2022
