An andres is caring, loving, but at the same time just straight up insane. He will make every moment unforgettable. Andres are talkative yet reserved, funny but their humor is dark, talented but not at the same time. An andres will give you the best ride of your life in a car and in bed, he will always have a spot in your heart.
Andres is fucking cool!
by Decal Application Form May 14, 2019

by Sachinlovescock May 30, 2018

That one guy who acts like an arsehole and is sarcastic all the time. Makes really bad jokes about a mans genitals, but is lovable anyways
by JesusIsCummingLookBusy February 10, 2017

Andres is a man who a beastly 12 inch cock. Is good at video games but lets others win. He is mean sometimes but deep down he doesnt mean it. In dating, he gets slept on the most, if you ever meet an Andres date him, quick!
by mastercockweilder123 November 22, 2018

A very cool and epic gamer who steals cough drops and loves to play Fortnite everyday till 3am. He is a very tall fellow. He has a mYsTeRioUs dark side. He has thick black hair. Ask him to do something he'll say "why?". Three words I'd used to describe him, Speedy, Determined, and Stealthy. He wears glasses and a hood (which is why he is mYsTeRioUs). Lover of EMO music (one of his many secrets).
by Andres's January 30, 2019

A beautiful handsome boy/ man. Who will only give the most secretive information to his close friends only. He will wait a while to tell you how he really feels about you. He’s sweet loving kind nice and a wonderful/ great human being.
by Rose243 April 8, 2018
