The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse
by wetjim53 February 13, 2020
Definition 1:
If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.
Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:
“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.
Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:
“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023
by psedonymm November 25, 2021
It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009
Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.
by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018
He's the heir of der Führer
by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017
by Clapan November 30, 2019