crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 09, 2022

Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 12, 2009

Albert Tooker

Albert tooker is a gay ginger virgin

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga

by Clapan November 30, 2019

albert josef

The Professor from the show Money Heist

Oh look it’s Albert Josef!

by psedonymm November 26, 2021

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

Pulling an Albert

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.

Just like Albert Hammond Jr - "pulling an Albert"

by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018