Ahmed Time

Roughly 4 times the value he states

Ahmed said he'd be an hour, so in Ahmed Time that's around 4 hours.

by gililand with only two L's October 3, 2021

Ahmed

The absolute sexiest man to ever exist. Both genders love him and anyone named Ahmed is immediately thinks I want to marry him. He is also one of the funniest men alive.

Hes so funny hes an Ahmed

by mrkle March 10, 2021

ahmed

a man with a massive dick and balls that fit perfectly in zubairs jaw

person 1: ahmed is better than zubair
person 2:facts

by definetly not mist August 27, 2022

Ahmed

Ahmed is one of the kindest man you will ever meet! He’s intelligent and is very kind to his family. and when you need him, he will be there for you. He is an amazing son, friend, and husband. He is funny and has a very great sense of humour. He is understanding and does not get mad easily. Also he is very reliable and will give the best advice.

Let me call Ahmed, he will know what to do.

by Lolypopnice November 21, 2021

Ahmed Shaaban Ismail Gad Ismail Haroon

This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever

Hey have you seen Ahmed shaaban Ismail gad Ismail Haroon?
Nah he's hanging out with lara

by you could say I'm your bsf bsf November 21, 2023

Ahmed

He is the kind of guy who will never stick to one game. He will be playing Minecraft one day and borderlands the next.

"Ahmed was loving Minecraft a second ago but now he feels it to be a slur"

by That one really annoying guy May 24, 2022

ahmed

you cant see him in the dark hes a crackhead that fingers girls badly

ahmed is blic

by fatmilfinbound February 28, 2020