L.M.T.F.A.

leave me the fuck alone; drop dead, go to hell, etc.

If you're not gonna help me when I feel bad, and just rub it all in, then just L.M.T.F.A.!

by PrincessR November 23, 2009

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

it means Just shut the fuck up and eat me out

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

by izzballzzz August 7, 2023

F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

M.A.D.I.L.F.

mother and daugther i love to f@ck

homie 1: you seen elaines mom? elaine and her moms is straight m.a.d.i.l.f.!

homie 2: whats m.a.d.i.l.f.?

homie 3: you aint know? mother and daughter i love to f@ck!

by fattstacks September 11, 2011

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

f.a.g.m.

fag-um

Acronym for fat ass gay matt. This describes your typical friend named Matt, especially if they are extremely anal and somewhat portly.

Speaking to Matt: Hey f.a.g.m., quit mopping the floor and fetch me a drink!

by Giovanni Cammarata February 9, 2008

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I stands for, Get your ass off twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness

Dude, it's not my fault, G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

No, you just need to G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

by StupidBoredTeenager December 16, 2022