Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
Get the tail talesmug. A beautiful mobile game about fairy tales and legends from around the world. You are the dreamer in the game. You wake up in a fantasy world with a beautiful figure standing in front of you. That is Aurora. Together, the dreamer and Aurora have to discover the truth of this fantasy world. You have to defeat the dreamless evil along the way. Many beautiful characters await you in this game. Created by Eight Studio Corp., a Korean game dev company.
Player 1: I have a new skin for Aurora! She looks so elegant!
Player 2: Amazing! I got the Winter Queen and she is destructive!
Player 3: Woah, she is splendid! I love the beautiful, heart-warming soundtracks of this game1 I'm almost in tears from the update theme and the main theme...
Player 4: Same here! This is why we love Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams.
Player 2: Amazing! I got the Winter Queen and she is destructive!
Player 3: Woah, she is splendid! I love the beautiful, heart-warming soundtracks of this game1 I'm almost in tears from the update theme and the main theme...
Player 4: Same here! This is why we love Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams.
by LaserImouto January 4, 2023
Get the Grimlight: A Tale of Dreamsmug. Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's tall talesmug. A physics idea such as string theory that is argued against in the same irrational and defensive manner as a rookie theist in an atheist debate group.
by Charlotte Dancer July 1, 2015
Get the physics phairy talemug. A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
Get the A Tale of Two Vacuumsmug. I invented and made and created tale from the bejriptalent show in little AMERICA by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 25, 2025
Get the Tale from the bejriptalent show in little AMERICAmug. A male hair cut that is very long on top and put into a bobble while the back and sides are shaved very short. This style is associated with those people (especially Students) who are fond of very deep house music and tend to frequently indulge in ketamine.
by nclstud February 11, 2014
Get the ket talemug.