Brandy

What a fine girl, what a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.

Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand!
(Doo, doo, doo, do do do!)

by Anony. Res November 24, 2023

Brandy Wise

The act of yeeting a bottle of Brandy at some poor guy after stuffing the bottle full of shit.

Man, I totally don't regret hitting that dick with a Brandy Wise.

Bro, that dude got smacked in the face with a Brandy Wise.

by Sillydeadgirl October 28, 2019

brandis smith

brandis smith means the coolest guys out there

girl: who’s that? he seems really cool
guy: oh that’s just brandis smith

by hsixjekzjxz October 30, 2019

Wolf Brandies

A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.

Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.

by Government Cheese Eater December 14, 2020

Brandy

being the most sweetest person on planet earth.

you're brandy.

by stellarNuke November 10, 2021

Brandi Waugh

Brandi Waugh
/adjective/
( brand-y _ waugh )
a word ( usually placed before a vulgar action ) used to eventuate an action with great displeasure and haste.

I’m about to Brandi Waugh shit my pants.

by Haley_:) August 24, 2021

brandy

brandy is a lovely small chap, he will make your life 1000x better! always get a brandy in you life if you can. Some ways to describe brandy: cute, fluffy, sparkly, druggy. Brandy’s favourite foods are petits filous, ham sandwiches (white bread, butter, no crusts). Brandy likes to watch thomas tank engine whilst playing with his train set! Just your average cute brandy.

randomer: “look how cute brandy is”

me: “i know he’s the loml (love of my life).

by Zozyyyy June 29, 2021