Tessa

11 year old infant with extreme river fetishes. She enjoys emotionally destroying males and taking inappropriate pictures of her siblings. If you see Tessa, sprint away or she shall cast a river spell on you.

You are such a TESSA

by LaurenceGrand82 November 2, 2020

Tessa

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. shes the type where you’d want to marry her but also fuck the shit out of her. always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her but her and her sexy self got through it.

man 1: yo is that tessa! god i’d love to have a girl like her.

man 2: id rather fuck her and have her as my side.

man 3: shameless, i love it.

by dtcfy June 19, 2021

tessa

she is kind and loyal but gets 69% in everything she does she loves men work her out she is funny and calm

aden: do I look good

Tessa: yes can I touch your 8 pack

Aden: tell me more

Tessa: let me touch your candy

by leah is hot July 13, 2022

Tessa Kowski

Ugly Hoe Whos obsessed with Hippos

Omg did you hear abt that new girl?

Yeah shes such a Tessa kowski

by Lababa. July 1, 2022

Tessa

An annoying person whom i'd rather avoid, because that girl is diseased. She wears these stupid bucket hats and complains all the time, like SHUT UP

Tessa: *complaining about how my friend took out the braid she put in her hair*
Me: Tessa, darling, can you take one moment and SHUT UP
Tessa:

by Butterfle_Toast November 24, 2021

Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.

Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa

by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022

Tessa Schofield

Absolute gigga chad history teacher. 100% Nigga travies scott sicko mode sexy.

She's a Tessa Schofield. *creams*

by Josh_dumb_moments February 25, 2022