Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps

I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME

by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018

Shrek

The biggest, most green, and thiccest boi you will ever meet. His deep brown eyes are beautiful and his smile can light up a whole swamp.

Hey look at that thicc boi over there

Yeah he must be a shrek

by SUPERCAKE211 September 6, 2019

shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.

Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!

by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is love and shrek is life
Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

by Shrek Swampington December 21, 2016

Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.

"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Shrek

The definition of a fucking daddy😍🤤

Shrek could run me over and I would thank him.

by Mamasita.xo January 24, 2019