clock zombie

When a person's life is defined by what time it is.

These people work in extremely structured intervals and never waste time. One may wonder what will become of them if a large-scale worldwide catastrophe were to occur. Their agenda and a clock are their best friends, leaving little room for an actual social life.

It is a well-known fact that most college/university students live their lives like this, making campus a very depressing place to be.
There is a definitive line between being a clock zombie, and having 1-2 weeks of hardcore study sessions berore a test.

girl: "Hey, wanna go out tonight?"

guy: "Sorry, can't... I have to study for roman civilization for the midterm."

girl: "Isn't that midterm like, 4 weeks from now? Wow, you're such a clock zombie."

by azn_ninja November 14, 2009

dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

flatbush zombies

Flatbush Zombies is a group From Flatbush, Brooklyn. They are apart of the beast coast movement as well. There are three members in this group, Meechy Darko, Erick "arc" Elliott and Zombie Juice. They are refered to as zombies because Meech And Juice had tooken some phycadelic drugs and basically they had lost all their conscientious and then they had started a rebirth on their life.

Flatbush Zombies are rappers from Brooklyn

by i am not the father October 19, 2014

liberal zombie

A person so open-minded that their brain has fallen out of their skull.

When the brain falls out of the opening of the human mind, the human becomes a liberal zombie, and can coexist peacefully only with its own kind. To survive amidst a liberal zombie, appear vulnerable or socially awkward, and avoid anything of potentially offensive nature.

by SArchangel June 25, 2016

Zombie Irony

When the guy you left to get infected while you saved yourself comes back to bite you in the ass, quite literally.

Person A: Hey you remember we left Tony in that room to act as bait to lure the zombies away from us?
Person B: yeah, why?
Person A: Well he just turned up over there and bit me
Person B: That's some serious zombie Irony right there

by White Fire May 28, 2010

Nazi Zombie

Often argued upon whether a Nazi Zombies is worse than a normal Nazi. These Undead Nazi's can break through concrete , wood planks, and other miscellaneous objects. The typical Nazi Zombie is charred and has part of the skeleton showing. Nazi Zombies can be tamed to some extent. It is unknown, like normal zombies, whether you can become infected from sexual intercourse. Nazi Zombies are still Fascist, and so are frowned upon as pets.

Geoff: I hope a Nazi Zombie doesn't break through this window.
John: I agree, a Nazi Zombie breaking through this window will cause definite doom.
Sam: maybe if we board up the windows with inferior wood, and leave gaping holes, they cant get in!
Nazi Zombie: Nerrrrrrrrrrr
Geoff: Aww Crap.

by Nibbsy November 7, 2009

zombie banks

an institution which has a market worth of less than zero and is only able to operate with government guarantees; banks whose balance sheets are riddled with near-worthless investments; banks that cannot lend to credit-worthy customers

"(Government) should not be recapitalizing firms that should be shut down...(zombie banks) that made wrong decisions should fail."

by buddhamoondog February 20, 2009