Once upon a time, there was a boy named Zane Downes,
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.
Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.
One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.
Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.
But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.
So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.
Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.
One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.
Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.
But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.
So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
by vwnj rsdkjvnw May 29, 2023

He is Canadian Bigfoot
by A Person3333333 October 3, 2018

If you find him feel lucky,.
He's one in a million you will never find another. He's sweet loves to joke and is as handsome as can be. As some would say, heaven sent ..
He's one in a million you will never find another. He's sweet loves to joke and is as handsome as can be. As some would say, heaven sent ..
by anonymous April 19, 2023

by InsaneUncleZane October 17, 2011

Person 1: "Have you been on vrchat?"
Person 2: "No, I'm scared of being ass fucked by Zane The Derg."
Person 2: "No, I'm scared of being ass fucked by Zane The Derg."
by Alex Blender April 9, 2024

Zane is the name of a person who is down to be a ninja or a hunter when he’s older. He hates girls except for some girls like sebrena or rebecca. He is the best ninja or hunter who will always be the best at everythign he does. He is the smartest in the world. He always screams like a baby and gets very mad when i say he likes sebrena. because he doesn’t.
Sebrena: Hey zane, do you like me?
Zane: No (but don’t tell anyone cus i do)
Sebrena: Yayyyy zane likes me!! i like you too!!
Zane: Yeah but i don’t like u
just kidding just kiddjng again
Zane: No (but don’t tell anyone cus i do)
Sebrena: Yayyyy zane likes me!! i like you too!!
Zane: Yeah but i don’t like u
just kidding just kiddjng again
by WIlly's Dickland August 28, 2020

Originating from the mystical realms of Egypt, Zane the bane, a mystifying urban legend, has captivated the collective imagination of urban folklore enthusiasts. Whispers of his enigmatic presence weave through the fabric of cityscape narratives, casting an ethereal veil over the metropolis. It is said that Zane, an elusive figure draped in shadows, emerges at the intersection of twilight and the city's heartbeat. His purported malevolence, shrouded in ambiguity, fuels a tapestry of chilling anecdotes passed down through generations. Allegedly, encounters with Zane are accompanied by an eerie symphony of whispered warnings, imparting cryptic prophecies that linger in the minds of those who dare to delve into the labyrinthine lore surrounding this enigmatic specter. Whether an elaborate fabrication or a spectral manifestation, Zane the Bane persists as a lexical relic, woven into the intricate narrative tapestry of urban mythos.
by Producile February 14, 2024
