Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

Your Mom

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."

Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.

by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015

your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020

Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

Your mom

The best meal I've ever had

A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

Your mom

If someone uses this on your your mom is gay

Your mom is stupid oh yeah well your mom is gay

by Mr HEEP AS July 25, 2020