donkey yogurt

The secretion of male nectar.
(as found in the vital studies in Homo sapien Spermenology)

Meriel said: "He he he...I'm just gonna unzip this and..oh!"

Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."

Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"

by Pubert Wurst May 14, 2006

bollock yogurt

fluid from one's balls

why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?

by sac March 20, 2004

Trojan Yogurt

semen

Brian said "Man, I slipped my hot trojan yogurt to Paul yesterday. He could not get enough of it."

by superbrown March 9, 2009

Road Yogurt

Crap that’s thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.

Close the window else that road yogurt!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 16, 2018

Yogurt Legs

When you are fucking a girl on her back and as you are thrusting when your bodies hit the girl's legs jiggle and make the sound of yogurt sloshing around in the carton.

Damn, that girl I fucked had the nosiest yogurt legs.

by jaugustine May 4, 2010

Frozen yogurt

Ejaculation when performed outside at temperatures below freezing. Use caution.

"It's supposed to be -8 tonight, I was thinking of getting some frozen yogurt."
"Jesus dude, be careful. Bring some warm water in a thermos, all right?."

by TheGiggler December 22, 2008

Brown Yogurt

The act of scooping out the remenance of a womans yeast infection, inserting it into her anus, and consuming said product by giving her a rim job.

Bitch I'm hungry, get your ass over here so I can make me some brown yogurt!

by Stormin Sammy November 15, 2006