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YETI

A huge poop that is actually painful upon exit, but is unexplainably invisible when you stand up. You know it's big and you know its there, but it remains out of sight and unproven by science.
I just dropped a Yeti Poo....It hurt but now it's gone!
by Schmakee January 19, 2011
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yeti

When a man draws a face on his (preferably hairy) scrotum, then proceeds to stretch his scrotum out near someone's face. Idealy, the stretched out face on his scrotum will look like a big hairy yeti and frighten the victim.
When (insert name) woke up, he was suprised to see 3 of his friends giving him yetis.
by foshee p April 11, 2006
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Yeti Stretch

A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca
by UrbanDEV September 5, 2009
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Yeti pokett

A derogatory term for a sexual act between a hispanic man and white female in which the hispanic man cums in her vagina, urinates in her afterwards, closes her vagina lips together, and slurps her out.
Hey homes, I gave Becky a massive yeti pokett yesterday!
by GregBaxter May 28, 2016
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Yeti

He has a Yeti
by BILL___NYE!#$ May 9, 2019
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Yeetism

The practice of saying Yeet, founded by Leo Valdez
I need to practice Yeetism today, I shall now go Yeet.
by Apollo_the_god November 26, 2019
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whispering yeti

A whispering yeti is a secret mountainous hoekillah extraordinaire. If you have that one friend who always talkin to girls but you never actually hear what he sayin to them, but nonetheless, he got a number and no strings attached date already lined up by the end of the conversation. Usually they are tall, typically black, may throw around some type of accent.
Homie #1:Where's ol' boy goin with that girl? Did he just get a number? How he do all that?

Homie #2: Him? He's a whispering yeti, you ain't know that. Don't ask questions, you won't be able to hear the answers.
by Whiskey Yankee July 23, 2010
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