Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022
Get the New Years Cookie mug.1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
by Web* October 28, 2018
Get the The Spoons Years mug.This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one
by AGod0607 November 1, 2019
Get the No Nut New Years mug.The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.
by Slugedge January 13, 2021
Get the Creamy New Years mug.A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.
by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022
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Get the I don’t like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe 😂 mug.