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Xander

Xander. Your friend, he has red hair, he’s skinny and he’s tall. But, he is just gay. He sucks balls all day. He is a skinny redhead.
Xander is gay and a skinny redhead.
by Stzvey September 15, 2021
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xander

a doofus but 90 precent sussy baka and is 2 precent strong
omg xander is a sussy baka and is weak and is a dumb dumb
by doof my goof November 3, 2021
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Xander

1 in a million..

xander, my love, my heart. you came quite literally out of thin air it had seemed. had i thought id be here?? from the first time we spoke, up to now? no. ive never been blessed, or privileged.. honored even to have a man as kind, gentle, and genuine as you. to love every flaw of mine, as if they were perfect anyways (thats a biggy for me, bc i is not perfect 🥺). and to be reassured even when i dont ask. you give me ALL your time, and attention, whenever you can. & youve completely shown me that youre just the most dedicated, loyal, go-getting, and sexy man i have ever been gifted to know, even dare say have the chance to love. or be loved by. so please, let me keep doing just that. let me love you. and treasure you for the amazing king you are. i love you so much baby.

02/07/25<3
Sydney adored Xander, he made her feel like “1 in a million”.

(nobody ever had)
by ihysydney June 13, 2025
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Xander

Xander is huge and chubby and fat and is the star of the documentry "Super Size Me".
Xander is fat.
by fatboy54 January 20, 2022
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Xander

The gayest, stupidest and pull many girls. Bad boy!! Stay away from Xander!! Dated(liked,crush) 5 girls a month.
Xander is a Badboy
by Dghp_noteggplant July 24, 2024
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Xander

Xander is attractive and tall. Grear hair and pericing blue eyes are his grear qualities. Many don't think hes much because of his lack of care in his appearance, though he is capable of being the most attractive one out there. Not only is his appearance attractive, but his personality is to die for. At first, he seems normal, clean, and shy. But once you get over the wall of his social anxiety, he is the most fun person you'll ever meet. He's weird and his jokes are annoying (not in a bad way) and he isn't scared to give unapologetic criticism. His friends are just as weird but you get used to it overtime. However, his personality when he's alone with that special someone, completely changes. He becomes the most sweetest and romantic person. And his social awkwardness makes it 10x better. He isn't afraid to shower you with compliments and will never let you forget that you are the finnest mf he ever seen. Xanders are really great and you shouls get to know one.
Person 1: Xander seems really weird.
Person 2: Hes actually really sweet and funny to be aroynd once you get to know him.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Xander czarnecki

Cuck gooner wears a shiesty in his own house and sits in tha basement on ft wit Aaron diggs
by Claudia the cuck May 15, 2025
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