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Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.
I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”
by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019
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triple wrap

A practice used by women with large, usually artificially enhanced, breasts working out at the gym or generally taking part in physical activity. The practice involves wearing a sport bra underneath two tight workout tank tops to show off their breasts as well as reduce movement.
Jenny: Since you got your boob job, dosn't it hurt when you're running on the treadmill?
Mindy: No, not really. I just triple wrap them.
by AceAudi March 26, 2008
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crunch wrap supreme

Ejaculating in your wife, girl friend or bar whores under wear, folding them up, and placing them neatly back into her pantie drawer for a mid-week surprise.
Bro!, that hottie from the bar last night was a freak! I totally left her a crunch wrap supreme! She's gonna hate me by Wednesday!
by Rusty Gaggle-Butt June 28, 2010
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Wrasslebox

1. UFC style fighting.
2. When you take the martial arts OUT of MMA.
3. Ultimate Cage Warrior Extraordinaire.
Martha Mae Cooter Ellen: hey billy bob you wanna watch some wrasslebox?

Billy Bob: no woman i am sick of that ultimate fighting shit, lets watch some MMA instead.

Martha Mae Cooter Ellen: wat dang you talkin bout?

Billy Bob: Hot DANG martha mae, billy bob got class now, billy bob want to watch fancy MMA.

Martha Mae Cooter Ellen: dang darnit billy bob you ain't the man i married no more...
by poontaliciousdude1 June 7, 2010
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testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican
Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.
by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005
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Doobie wrap

The result of wrapping ones hair around ones head using circular brush, comb, or finger-comb motions. Utilized mainly by African-American women at night in conjunction with a scarf in order to create bouncy hair in the morning.
"Girl I have to do a doobie wrap at night, otherwise my hair is crazy."

"Shorty had the doobie wrap straight out of the Dominicans."
by dddaza January 28, 2009
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