Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 03, 2017

garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

by heywhatshanging April 15, 2018

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

by isaboble August 08, 2022

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

bust a hose

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

by dom s November 17, 2007

Hose fiend

One who fiends for the hose (dick).

That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.

by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021

man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

by I am Hitler July 30, 2019