wikipedian

The most highly-evolved form of pseudo-intellectual, correcting typos and writing about anime from their lofty ivory towers. Despite their claims to the contrary Wikipedians are an elitist cabal of pompous undergraduates, anime nuts and anal-retentives who derive meaning in their otherwise dull lives from incessantly editing and updating Wikipedia. All of the above can be confirmed by reading their biographical "user pages," where they display pedantic lists of their various heart-sinkingly inane interests in the same way a psychotic nutcase living in an attic would display shrunken heads.

Any changes to an article with which the Wikipedians disagree will throw them into confusion and panic, and it will be debated endlessly by them in their attempts to dissect and scrutinize every minutiae of human existence, no matter how worthless or trivial. This further strengthens their delusion that Wikipedia is an actual encyclopedia with any educational worth rather than a glorified video-gaming rumour mill.

A Wikipedian is the kind of person who sees a typo in an unthinkably obscure Wikipedia article at 3 in the morning, corrects it and feels really proud of himself. Console yourself with the fact that at least you're not like them.

Unless you are one of them, in which case you should probably get back to Wikipedia to write an article listing anime characters with "z" in their names or whatever the hell it is you people like to do.

by Muttering Master April 16, 2007

Wikipedia

An elaborate message board filled with complete inaccuracies, tabloid influenced rhetoric, outrageous emotional based opinions, blatant political conflagration, and callous disregard for scientific fact, which is thinly disguised as a free, open source, online encyclopedia that postures itself to be an authoritative and factual information resource; where the moderators and owners of the site delete and cover up entries they disagree with, discounting objective facts and labeling such users as "vandals" inside the alleged collaborative structure that is really designed to have the web population do its work for them with no compensation.

"Wikipedia is trash and is destined to fail."

by NYC October 20, 2005

wikipedia

an online encyclopedia, started at 2001, made by user contribution and translated to many languages. visit wikipedia.org

contribute to wikipedia project !

by alireza January 6, 2004

Wikipedia is Communist

wikipedia is so communist, they keep using BCE dating system.

Yo look, yet another article fucked over by the commies on wikipedia. Wikipedia is communist.

by fuck wikipedia January 3, 2012

wikipedia

The greatest solution to High School assignments since cheating was invented.

Teacher: Now i want a 5 page essay on medicine in by Friday!
*Student searches medicine on Wikipedia...*

by bender92 August 23, 2006

Wikipedize

The act of accumulating fresh knowledge by means of using the wikipedia search engine.

Dude 1: "Do you know who Sian Elias is?"
Dude 2: "He's the boss judge of New Zealand. I know cuz I wikipedized his ass!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.

Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!

by Sarada November 22, 2011