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Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
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Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.
"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"
by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016
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penny washer

his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.
brandon, that penny washer, is such a faggot.
by hitler_likes_to_paint December 14, 2018
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weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s
guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt
by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019
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Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”
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Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park
“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”
by JClouie22 June 27, 2019
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Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”
by royleelyor May 29, 2020
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