The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 03, 2023

Warning Day

10/3, you can get warned for anything that you say that can break the rules.

Usually Warnings happen like this,
Person 1: INSERT NSFW
Moderator 1: Omg!! Warned

This is what happens on Warning Day,
Person 1: INSERT NSFW AGAIN
Moderator 1: Permanent Ban!!~~

by Urmomgayyayya October 03, 2021

Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.

Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!

by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022

toe tag warning

A situation, like Hurricane Katrina, where the police go around and hand out triage tags or disaster evacuation tags or, if you're light-skinned, write your name and social-security number on your arm. I heard it from someone in New Orleans- that's what they called it during Hurricane Katrina.

The person wrote: We lazed around Memphis until we could meet up with one of my oldest friends who was too stubborn to heed toe tag warnings from cops at his door. He ended up in shorts and t-shirt but nothing else when his house flooded within seconds.

by ras57 March 07, 2024

Yaoi Warning

A warning for yaoi!!11!11 DON't LOOK!!!!!! /j (jk im gay too)

Pookie: *sends yaoi*

You: "Dude, put a yaoi warning next time!"

by pookiewookywhattheHELL April 09, 2025

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.

An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)

by Shiine-1 September 02, 2022

content warning

A technique to loose views on a video.

Content Warning: H**ji T*wa

by Gvprtski March 21, 2025