People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.
New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.
by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011
Get the Walking Obituarymug. When a hunter comes back empty handed. The hunting isn't always for animals, and can mean an effort that didn't pay off. A big waste of time and effort.
by benthere March 27, 2008
Get the a walk in the woodsmug. by carl baliff November 1, 2010
Get the g-walkmug. by Kevin223 January 17, 2009
Get the elephant walkingmug. The best show on television today. An amzing show about a small group of survivers in a post zombie apocalypse world trying to survive. Every episode is packed with action and main characters frequently die, which only makes it more exciting.
by Teboe17 March 29, 2013
Get the The Walking Deadmug. often used for hazing where a group of guys form a straight line and grab the erect cock of the guy in back of them with one hand and put their thumb in the sphincter of the guy in front of them then they then walk a in a circle.
"Good god! I can never tell anyone about the date rapes in this fraternity or they will tell everyone that I participated in an elephant walk during hazing. My butt still hurts (weeping)."
by 55low June 10, 2004
Get the elephant walkmug. Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.
"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."
by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014
Get the distracted walkingmug.