wimpy worthy

A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

I had the most awesomest burger tonight, it was truly Wimpy Worthy.

by Wine Commonsewer November 06, 2013

Tattle-worthy

A wrongdoing that deserves attention and should be reported

Singing at the table is not a tattle-worthy offense.

Standing on the kitchen table and using knives as microphones is a tattle-worthy offense.

by DandelionWine May 13, 2016

9gag worthy

A really bad joke.

Josh: Tell me a good joke, please.

Nathan: Okay, "I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."

Josh: I said a good one. That crap's 9gag worthy.

by andkri April 11, 2018

chat worthy

a subject with not enough merit to be included in a 2am drunk internet chat

that is NOT chat worthy, i'll tell you about it later.

by j*rube December 23, 2010

juggle-worthy

A woman deemed fit to take into a prostitution ring, or one's "game" of dating several women at one time.

"Dag yo! That biotch is straight up juggle-worthy!"

by L4NCE-ROM4NCE March 27, 2008

Pat-Worthy

The art of being a swamp-donkey worthy of being with your friend named Pat.

That girl was so pat-worthy dude, she made me want to puke, man she was ugly!

by Meme1222 July 09, 2009

post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media

Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy

by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019