by anonymous January 7, 2023

A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
by Wine Commonsewer November 5, 2013

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have
by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

"Joe, you can't just tweet anything."
"Why??"
"Just always remember I.I.T.W."
"What's that?"
"Is it tweet worthy, duh."
"Why??"
"Just always remember I.I.T.W."
"What's that?"
"Is it tweet worthy, duh."
by Robbbe August 29, 2010

1. A movie that one has a desire to watch, but does not have the desire to pay theater pricing.
2. A movie that is only worth $1.20 to view.
2. A movie that is only worth $1.20 to view.
by OneWarmMomma September 1, 2013

On the day you turn 18, is also they day you become available to be legal, sexually, and can experience it all. Sleep with whoever you want.
by EthanCoy October 14, 2010

Josh: Tell me a good joke, please.
Nathan: Okay, "I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."
Josh: I said a good one. That crap's 9gag worthy.
Nathan: Okay, "I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."
Josh: I said a good one. That crap's 9gag worthy.
by andkri April 11, 2018
