Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.

1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.

by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022

Wifey

My wifey Elise is the best in the world. Even though we’re not actually married and it’s just a joke, she’s still the fucking best.

You’re my wifey for lifey

by littlepotatobean April 5, 2019

Wifey Season

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.

"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."

by just another tuner March 2, 2018

Wifey career

Wifey career more known as Justin bieber
She have anything going for yourself, she have a FLOP modeling career. She’s more knowing for be Justin pet

Wifey career is her big achievement in life

by Songwriter boss December 30, 2020

Wifey material

Nancy Medina

I want someone who’s wifey material.
Oh talk to Nancy and look for someone like her

by ooppy November 1, 2023

Wifey

A girl who holds it down for you cooks, Cleans, always there for you, is only yours and faithful

She’s wifey material.

by Viola adams December 20, 2020

Wifey

Somebody you’ll never get

Boy : will u be my wifey ?
Girl 1: walks away
Boy:will u be my wifey!?
Girl 2: sorry I’m late to my childs appointment

Boy:but u don’t have a child-

by The baddest gyat April 3, 2023