Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

Wheat

A terminology to call your tan white friend if “cracker” is not the right word for a non-pale person. The term “wheat” reflects how dark wheat bread is, which is just like a tan caucasian.

Person 1: AYO, wassup cracker

Person 2: hey dog, I’m more tan than your pale ass
Person 3: ah shiit, sorry wheat

by Interesting flamingos July 9, 2021

hannah wheat

the sexiest most baddest bitch in the universe, she is a freak in the sheets. She has the fattest ass and the nicest tittys. she can make u come in seconds but don’t be fooled hannah hates lying and will always find out when you are. She over all is just the baddest bitch around so if you find a hannah wheat marry her.

damn have u seen hannah wheat she’s the finest girl I’ve ever met.

hannah wheat’s ass is so fat I’d love to get with her.

by jump racer June 9, 2020

tHin wHeats

A very holy cracker used to drive away unpure souls such as demons

Bobbena: What the McChicken, a demon, go get the tHin wHeats out.
Demon: -Runs away in utter fear-

by Killan Ded September 14, 2020

butt wheat

Nickname used to identify a white man(or boy) thinking he is black

That guy over there is a butt wheat, or a wanna be black

by Elemental flame July 26, 2023

Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed

Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?

by 84philv84 February 8, 2025

Whole Wheat Rat

A person who has lots of multi grains. They are a person who has a fantasy for rats and they like to make innapropriate jokes. This type of person is a rat and hates neo nazis and furries.

That humanoid is a whole wheat rat.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus November 19, 2018