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FREAKING VIKING HAIR

A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized
Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR
by Alex Tetreault December 9, 2008
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violin

Like a little guitar with a bow. Sounds quite nice is it's played properly, but it's played wrong you feel like smacking the person whos playing it around the head.
Gareth was playing the violin and it sounded terrible, so I bust his nose.
by psycho bitch March 1, 2004
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Russian Violin

When a man drinks too much Vodka and goes to have sex with a woman but keeps missing her vagina with his penis, thus looking like he is playing a violin.
When Vladmir drank 20 shorts of vodka he was playin the Russian violin with his woman all night.
by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009
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Viking Stench

The smell of fearsome vikings returning from a victorious raids. Usually the smell of b.o., blood, rancid meat, semen, and gold. not really a good thing in modern society but defiantly very manly.
person 1: dude you have a fearsome Viking Stench

person 2: ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!

person 1: yea... not that great. but you are still awsome.
by Ohio viking April 4, 2009
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Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
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Viking Courage

Used to describe the process of drinking an alcoholic beverage to gain a sense of confidence before attending a social gathering which is though to be nerve wracking and pretentious.

Formally derived from the saying 'dutch courage' after it became profoundity blatant, that the dutch where only known for there clogs whereas the vikings had horns and are therefore a more appropriate species to base the phrase upon.
Holy cow man, were gonna have to drink up and get our viking courage to prepare ourselves for all that clunge
by iizwellfitt June 28, 2011
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Viking Funeral Poop

When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".
"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"
by Eatech3 April 30, 2014
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