Vietnamese Vasectomy 

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy

"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"

Vietnamese Vasectomy by JamesPage February 7, 2025

Vietnamese Power Washing 

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream

Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?

Vietnamese Power Washing by Juce916 June 2, 2025

Vietnamese Powerwashing

A sexual act/game that can be played with your friends who have penises. You both down a large amount of water and then you both pretend to use your penises as chopsticks and whoever pisses first loses.

“Man at the party Marky and Richie were Vietnamese Powerwashing for an hour straight infront of everybody!”

Vietnamese Powerwashing by gosplchior June 3, 2025

Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.

Post vietnamese powerwashing pic ✌️😜

Vietnamese powerwashing by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025

Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.

Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.

Vietnamese Cannon by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025

Vietnamese Table Tennis

The act of backhanding someone in the balls during doggy style.

For an extra $20, my friend Curtis will throw in a game of Vietnamese Table Tennis.

Vietnamese Table Tennis by Flynurse December 25, 2025

Vietnamese mud puppet

A sex act in which someobody pushes their arm through someone’s entire digestive system and yanks the other persons uvula until they repeatedly vomit, they use this vomit as lubricant for a wank on a third person

Susan was ecstatic after getting a Vietnamese mud puppet

Vietnamese mud puppet by Congocummer April 6, 2026