Under the dumpster

To be dead, but believed to still be alive

"Hey, what happened to John's grandfather?"
"He passed away, but John still thinks he's under the dumpster."

by ScoobysBooty January 21, 2016

under minge

where the sweat from your asshole meets the sweat from your vag hole and fucken stinks

Rob: man i can smell her under minge from here
Sean, i had a taste of that under minge earlier, there was a sweetness to that warm smell, and a clotted cream sensation in my throat
jack: Do what a want yeah

by the vagicians May 18, 2015

Under The Jail

Life imprisonment without parole, especially when used with "up".

That man deserves to be up under the jail for stabbing that poor kid to death!

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 October 15, 2023

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

Under Gravy

The viscous combination of urine, loose stool, ejaculate, and possibly blood mixed inside of an elderly person's diaper.

Humphrey just couldn't wait to take out his dentures and slurp down some of Betsy's under gravy.

by Bobby Gorgeous May 6, 2023

under-ones

Underwear; undergarments. Typically used as a uni-sex term referring to panties, boxers, briefs, brassieres and similar. The hyphenated spelling is grammatically correct, however alternate spellings may include: underones, under ones.

Her pants were so sheer, you could tell what color her under-ones were.

by PYLB January 15, 2008

tuck under

The uncomfortable condition of having your balls and sometimes penis tucked under your inos. Often caused by poorly designed seats.

The seats at the MCC computer lab always give me a bad case of tuck under.

by Forrest Klump March 12, 2009