smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

by cha ching July 13, 2006

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Get the smack you upside the headmug.

upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack

damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today

by adimula October 9, 2018

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Get the upside down muffin topmug.

A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)

Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.

by Ghoststew October 14, 2019

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Get the Upside-down Larry on the Sofamug.

Upside Down Baseball Bat

When you have a guy skeet in ur ass and then a girl with a big black dildo fucks you in your asshole and then beats you off and pulls out of your sss as you come making everything leak out of your ass and dick

Me, daryl and debbie had an upside down baseball bat last night and it was the best anal explosion I have ever had

by Big cock carl June 14, 2018

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