smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.
Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)
by cha ching July 13, 2006
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Upside down cat cake

A delicious desert one often eats after a good night at the casino
After a good night at the casino Sam came home and enjoyed a celebratory upside down cat cake
by the real king May 20, 2015
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A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)
Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.
by Ghoststew October 15, 2019
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Upside down mango cake

a phrase to describe a sex position where both parties are in extreme agony
by keeeeeaaaaan June 17, 2019
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Upside Down Baseball Bat

When you have a guy skeet in ur ass and then a girl with a big black dildo fucks you in your asshole and then beats you off and pulls out of your sss as you come making everything leak out of your ass and dick
Me, daryl and debbie had an upside down baseball bat last night and it was the best anal explosion I have ever had
by Big cock carl June 08, 2018
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upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack
damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today
by adimula October 10, 2018
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