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Tyson Eno by TurtleJim May 6, 2022

Tyson mcabs 

Sexy boy you lock eyes with from across the beach, he's looking flyy with his washboard abs and golden glistening body while he's playing frisbee. He will take you on a romantic date where he will propose, and after that he will rock your world!
Tyson McAbs: "Will you be Jill McAbs?"

Tyson Chandler 

-noun

1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.

-verb

2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.
Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!
Tyson Chandler by Lakers Fan December 26, 2012

Tyson Anytizers Buffalo Style Hot Wings 

-noun
A very fucking delicious brand of buffalo wings. They're not too spicy and have a bit of tang to them. Extremely tender, and the skin practically melts off of them when you bite into them.
"Dude, did you try those Tyson Anytizers Buffalo Style Hot Wings?"
"No, dude. I heard they make your love handles fucking disappear."
"Jesus, that sucks. I can't stop eating them, though."

Tyson Effect 

Named in the post-millenium era by Olympic High Jumper, John Winter, it refers to a human characteristic when the body confronts danger and freezes. In popular culture, it can often be said as "My life flashed before my eyes".
That giant puffball was rolling right toward the armored woman, but unfortunately she suffered from the Tyson Effect as another statistic of life and stock encountered.
Tyson Effect by SyntaxApproval August 6, 2006

tyson.bates

a boi dat liks memes and plays da booga booga like a bous
(friend) hey have u seen this meme? (tyson.bates) "sigh" yes i have.
tyson.bates by tyson.bates July 9, 2018