Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.
by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010
Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.
Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.
Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.
Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.
Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.
How'd your night go last night?
"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"
"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"
by Kdavi934 May 06, 2016
1.going to grab a small candy and or edible object in a group of two when making your intent look only like to grab one.
2.grabbing two of something when making it look like you'll only grab one.
3.being greedy in excess, not rationing.
2.grabbing two of something when making it look like you'll only grab one.
3.being greedy in excess, not rationing.
I went to give that kid a mint and he two swooped that shit.
Jahobith two swooped my gum and now I only have one piece left.
Jahobith two swooped my gum and now I only have one piece left.
by thedoctorofthisplace December 29, 2010
A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew May 27, 2011
A person who is widely known for consistently one-upping someone else during the course of conversation. It sounds like they are just trying to be conversational, but they are really bragging about how whatever you've done or have, they've done/have it more, better, grander, with cooler people, etc.
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
A: "I have a cat".
B: "Cool, I have two cats".
That guy, Ted, is such a two-catter.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.
It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
by JakeHK December 17, 2019
A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.
by FlawlessCowboy July 17, 2005
The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"
by kelita September 02, 2004