Twit Pic Fake Out

When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.
Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.
by Skillett1121 July 10, 2012
Get the Twit Pic Fake Out mug.

Clitwit (also Clit Twit)

The Female equivalent of calling a member of the Male gender a 'Bellend'.

Can also be used to describe someone who has no idea what they're doing when it comes to the Female genitalia
Kate - "That Woman is such a Bell End"

Dulcie - "Wait that doesn't work, what's the Female equivalent of a Bell End?"

Chuck - "I think you'll find that's a Clitwit (also Clit Twit)"
by Chuckito Supreme May 10, 2017
Get the Clitwit (also Clit Twit) mug.

i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.
Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.
by Gn Leumassy November 30, 2020
Get the i am a little twit mug.
A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.
Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.
by Ashm33r October 16, 2006
Get the pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit mug.

twit-child

Why are you a twit-child?
by ThisisforyouFei June 06, 2010
Get the twit-child mug.

twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 01, 2009
Get the twit-u-bus mug.

Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
by November 13, 2020
Get the Upper-class twit mug.