Turdburglar 

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

Turdburglar by So.Not.Emo May 23, 2006

turdburglar 

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

turdburglar by skidyard May 22, 2006

Turdburglar 

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker

Tom can be a real turdburglar

Turdburglar by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

turdburglar 

Someone who burglars turd

Dag yo, I am a total Turdburglar as I burglar Turd!

turdburglar by matt_cccp January 15, 2005

Turdburglar 

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit

Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’

Turdburglar by burgl4ry October 12, 2021