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Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 2, 2020
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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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Don torcuato

Nobody Is Safe here
by Chambastik August 29, 2023
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German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
by JAbedtime June 21, 2025
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corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.
Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013
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Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.
John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014
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