When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
Get the Toothpaste on the floormug. Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
Get the Hillbilly Toothpastemug. Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
Get the Toothpaste showermug. by AMBIGUITYYYYYYYY August 22, 2022
Get the Toothpaste Communistmug. When one covers one’s member with egg and a flour dredge, then covering the exterior with listerine mint strips.
Jace: Hey man how’ve you been?
Brandon: I hooked up with this freak last night and she wanted to try some Kentucky Toothpaste
Brandon: I hooked up with this freak last night and she wanted to try some Kentucky Toothpaste
by J_munney April 15, 2025
Get the Kentucky Toothpastemug. 
Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
Get the Cleaning the Toothpaste Capmug.